Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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