how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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