mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
why didn't you poke me back
my mouth tastes like poor choices
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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