There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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