Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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i think im in europe. pls send help
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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