talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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