I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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