Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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