He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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