There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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