You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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