Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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