you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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