My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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