hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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