Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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