his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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