Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Even my vagina gasped.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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