I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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