I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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