Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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