Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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