I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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