Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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