Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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