You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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