How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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