And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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