I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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