party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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