Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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