I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Randomize