we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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