Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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