if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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