so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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