I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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