you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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