Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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