this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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