Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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