I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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