Dual....:-)
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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