Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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