Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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