Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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