The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Please don't give away my fajitas
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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