question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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