u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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