This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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