idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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