What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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