we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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