i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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